Monday, February 13, 2012

That Awkward Moment When Your Coworker Discovers Your Vibrator

Yep. Another sexy time vlog. But this time I'm not apologizing. Now don't get me wrong, it's still terrible, but this time the sound is synched up and it's short. And Candice brought her girls. You can thank me later...or her, I suppose.

This time the people at Eden Fantasys, with their plethora of vibrators and sex toys (See how I just got all three required links in that one sentence? Did ya see that? BOOM!) decided to really step it up a notch with the class factor. In the most recent package to be delivered to my desk was this little gem:

My initial reaction..."What the hell am I supposed to do with a bendy rose?"

Toph however, approved. He stated, "This is classy. Not the usual jackhammer. This is the kind you'd give your Grand-mum. Or someone you plan on seeing for at least six months."

And I suppose for once, he's right. These are the kind of flowers you wanna give on Valentine's Day. The gift that keeps on giving.

.......or not.