Monday, July 23, 2012

Meet Dean!

                                         This is Dean. 



 Cute kid, right?  Dean is one of the last two people in the running to be chosen to travel to New Zealand to work for Arrival Mag NZ.  Let me repeat, the competition has been narrowed down to Dean and ONE OTHER MOST LIKELY LESS QUALIFIED AND MOST DEFINITELY LESS FUN individual.  

 To show his appreciation for the support of his family and friends, he hosted a BBQ yesterday.  I RSVP'd in the affirmative.  Of course I would be there.  I wouldn’t miss it!  Naturally I want to show my support. 

 Unfortunately tragedy struck and I was unable to attend.  After inhaling a meal that involved being ordered by number, I fell into a food coma and was held captive by the visually mesmerizing Kardashians.  I’m currently house/dog sitting for the next two weeks and this joint has cable.  And those Kardashians are horrifying.  

And so, in the hopes of minimizing some of the bad karma points I’ve accumulated for being a crap individual, I’m pimping him out on my blog where prostitution is not only legal, but encouraged!  But not really.  Hookers scare me.  I think it’s their outfits.  Or their badly dyed hair.  Or their Chlamydia.   

Ahem. 

And so.  I’m offering you this opportunity to rack up some of your own good karma by meandering on over to this here link, and put in a good word for Dean.  "Liking the video link the mag shared on Dean's behalf would be fantastic and most likely earn you at LEAST 72 good karma points.  Leaving a positive comment will probably secure a place for you in whatever kind of heaven is your favorite.  Unless your version of heaven includes hookers letting their gonorrhea's hang out.  Cause that's gross.  So please!  Help get this kid his dream job!

New Zealand may not thank you but I know Dean will!

21 comments:

  1. Fantastic!!!!!!!!! THIS DEFINITELY MAKES UP FOR IT! My friends and family have been magnificent throughout all of this, and I very much appreciate it! Thanks again, Vixen!

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  2. This was a pretty damn fun post. You could be a match for him in the fun department. I think watching the Kardashians could give you more bad karma than missing his bbq. It's not really your fault you got sick. I'll see what I can do.

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  3. I HATE when the hookers let their gonorrheas hang out. Tuck it back in there ladies, am I right?
    I will have to earn my karma points by getting over there and commenting.

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  4. Where's my bitches? Where's my money?

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  5. Really fun pic of Dean and I'll be earning me some Karma points most definitely!

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  6. Dean- Yes! *air fist pump*

    Mark- Not gonna lie. I'm a damn good time. But I think you're right about watching the Kardashians. I feel dirty. And not in the good way.

    Pickelope- Oh it's the worst! NO ONE wants to see that!

    Bama Trav- Personal mantra?

    Crack You Whip- Yayyyy! *happy claps* Not to be confused with chlamydia kind of clap.

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  7. Your wish is my command, little lady.

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  8. I love the fact that you have a label of "hookers won't get you into heaven"! Only you! Fingers are crossed for Dean!

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  9. I will do it for you,VV. And Dean. Heh - I said 'do it.'

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  10. I will do it for you,VV. And Dean. Heh - I said 'do it.'

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  11. If you go to New Zealand can I come and visit you and sleep on your couch for say a month or two? I wanna visit the land of Kiwis before I die.

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  12. Well, I don't think I'll have a couch. But if I find one, you can use it!

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  13. You mean karma comes in the form of good?

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  14. Nellie- If only it were always that easy. Thank you!!

    Padded Cell- I'm not sure if it's common knowledge is all. :)

    Dawn- Oh how I heart you.

    Steve- I'm glad Dean answered this one cause I had nuthin!

    Dean- You seriously just offered to let a stranger stay on your possibly existing couch for 2 months when all you know about him is that he sits naked on clearly non functioning toilets in public? For that alone you deserve to win.

    WorkingDan- I have yet to experience this but it's the rumor going around.

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  15. Dean probably appreciates the fact that a man who poops outside is unlikely to stink up the bathroom and so would make an easy house guest. :-)

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  16. Ahhh...point taken. I can't think of a downside to that all of a sudden.

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  17. I think the fact that you poop outside got me the win!

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  18. Outdoor pooping - its a service I offer

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  19. I feel like I should give you two some alone time together.

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  20. Pooping outdoors gets me alone time with you guys?

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  21. Whoah whoah! Who's this "you guys"?

    Alone time with Dean. Just you and Dean. Alone. With your toilet.

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