This is Dean.
Cute kid, right? Dean is one of the
last two people in the running to be chosen to travel to New Zealand to work for Arrival Mag NZ. Let me repeat, the competition has been narrowed down
to Dean and ONE OTHER MOST LIKELY LESS QUALIFIED
AND MOST DEFINITELY LESS FUN individual.
To show his appreciation for the support of his
family and friends, he hosted a BBQ yesterday. I RSVP'd in the
affirmative. Of course I would be there. I wouldn’t miss it!
Naturally I want to show my support.
Unfortunately tragedy
struck and I was unable to attend. After inhaling a meal that involved
being ordered by number, I fell into a food coma and was held captive
by the visually mesmerizing Kardashians. I’m currently house/dog
sitting for the next two weeks and this joint has
cable. And those Kardashians are horrifying.
And so, in the hopes of minimizing some of the bad
karma points I’ve accumulated for being a crap individual, I’m pimping him
out on my blog where prostitution is not only legal, but encouraged!
But not really. Hookers scare me. I think
it’s their outfits. Or their badly dyed hair. Or their Chlamydia.
Ahem.
And so. I’m offering you this opportunity to rack
up some of your own good karma by meandering on over to this here link,
and put in a good word for Dean. "Liking the video link the mag shared on Dean's behalf would be fantastic and most likely earn you at LEAST 72 good karma points. Leaving a positive comment will probably secure a place for you in whatever kind of heaven is your favorite. Unless your version of heaven includes hookers letting their gonorrhea's hang out. Cause that's gross. So please! Help get this kid his dream job!
Fantastic!!!!!!!!! THIS DEFINITELY MAKES UP FOR IT! My friends and family have been magnificent throughout all of this, and I very much appreciate it! Thanks again, Vixen!
ReplyDeleteThis was a pretty damn fun post. You could be a match for him in the fun department. I think watching the Kardashians could give you more bad karma than missing his bbq. It's not really your fault you got sick. I'll see what I can do.
ReplyDeleteI HATE when the hookers let their gonorrheas hang out. Tuck it back in there ladies, am I right?
ReplyDeleteI will have to earn my karma points by getting over there and commenting.
Where's my bitches? Where's my money?
ReplyDeleteReally fun pic of Dean and I'll be earning me some Karma points most definitely!
ReplyDeleteDean- Yes! *air fist pump*
ReplyDeleteMark- Not gonna lie. I'm a damn good time. But I think you're right about watching the Kardashians. I feel dirty. And not in the good way.
Pickelope- Oh it's the worst! NO ONE wants to see that!
Bama Trav- Personal mantra?
Crack You Whip- Yayyyy! *happy claps* Not to be confused with chlamydia kind of clap.
Your wish is my command, little lady.
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that you have a label of "hookers won't get you into heaven"! Only you! Fingers are crossed for Dean!
ReplyDeleteI will do it for you,VV. And Dean. Heh - I said 'do it.'
ReplyDeleteI will do it for you,VV. And Dean. Heh - I said 'do it.'
ReplyDeleteIf you go to New Zealand can I come and visit you and sleep on your couch for say a month or two? I wanna visit the land of Kiwis before I die.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't think I'll have a couch. But if I find one, you can use it!
ReplyDeleteYou mean karma comes in the form of good?
ReplyDeleteNellie- If only it were always that easy. Thank you!!
ReplyDeletePadded Cell- I'm not sure if it's common knowledge is all. :)
Dawn- Oh how I heart you.
Steve- I'm glad Dean answered this one cause I had nuthin!
Dean- You seriously just offered to let a stranger stay on your possibly existing couch for 2 months when all you know about him is that he sits naked on clearly non functioning toilets in public? For that alone you deserve to win.
WorkingDan- I have yet to experience this but it's the rumor going around.
Dean probably appreciates the fact that a man who poops outside is unlikely to stink up the bathroom and so would make an easy house guest. :-)
ReplyDeleteAhhh...point taken. I can't think of a downside to that all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteI think the fact that you poop outside got me the win!
ReplyDeleteOutdoor pooping - its a service I offer
ReplyDeleteI feel like I should give you two some alone time together.
ReplyDeletePooping outdoors gets me alone time with you guys?
ReplyDeleteWhoah whoah! Who's this "you guys"?
ReplyDeleteAlone time with Dean. Just you and Dean. Alone. With your toilet.