This time the people at Eden Fantasys, with their plethora of vibrators and sex toys (See how I just got all three required links in that one sentence? Did ya see that? BOOM!) decided to really step it up a notch with the class factor. In the most recent package to be delivered to my desk was this little gem:
My initial reaction..."What the hell am I supposed to do with a bendy rose?"
Toph however, approved. He stated, "This is classy. Not the usual jackhammer. This is the kind you'd give your Grand-mum. Or someone you plan on seeing for at least six months."
And I suppose for once, he's right. These are the kind of flowers you wanna give on Valentine's Day. The gift that keeps on giving.