Monday, February 13, 2012

That Awkward Moment When Your Coworker Discovers Your Vibrator

Yep. Another sexy time vlog. But this time I'm not apologizing. Now don't get me wrong, it's still terrible, but this time the sound is synched up and it's short. And Candice brought her girls. You can thank me later...or her, I suppose.

This time the people at Eden Fantasys, with their plethora of vibrators and sex toys (See how I just got all three required links in that one sentence? Did ya see that? BOOM!) decided to really step it up a notch with the class factor. In the most recent package to be delivered to my desk was this little gem:

My initial reaction..."What the hell am I supposed to do with a bendy rose?"

Toph however, approved. He stated, "This is classy. Not the usual jackhammer. This is the kind you'd give your Grand-mum. Or someone you plan on seeing for at least six months."

And I suppose for once, he's right. These are the kind of flowers you wanna give on Valentine's Day. The gift that keeps on giving.

.......or not.

22 comments:

  1. hahah...its not awkward when your coworker is Boyfriend. :P

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  2. It's the engine of your makeshift vibrating toothbrush!?! Not where I thought you were going. That was great. Very clever. And the award for creepiest yet funniest comment goes to Toph for suggesting it's something you can give to your grand-mum.

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  3. I write for edenfantasys as well, and a lot of their stuff isn't as discreet as this.

    I'd rather have a coworker see me with one of those in my hand instead of an 18" double-ended dong... fer sure...

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  4. I love that there's a distinction between vibrators, making some classier than others.

    :-)

    Very funny.

    Pearl

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  5. I LOVE this line: "This is the kind you'd give your Grand-mum."

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  6. Oh, not my grand mum...

    It's kinda cute...

    but is it industrial enough?

    xo

    happy valentine's day!

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  7. Darn, I thought this was gonna be a porno. I kept waiting for you and your friend to start making out.

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  8. Speaking of things you can't unsee in your mind's eye: "This is the kind you'd give your Grand-mum."

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  9. It would be a tad difficult to give one to me Grand-mum. She's 6 feet under and has been for years!

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  10. HAHAHAHA While that looks like a pretty ..ahem.. classy sex toy, I still don't think it's something I'll be giving my grand-mum anytime soon

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  11. Crap. I am at work and can't watch your porn. That sucks, man.

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  12. HA! Love this - I need to come work in your office...although I'm a little disturbed by someone who might give their grandma a dildo :)

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  13. Well VV Darling,
    I guess I don't need to put blush on today... xoxo

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  14. You are brilliant with your Eden product reviews! You brought back memories of one of my favorite comments I left here long ago about not mixing up your vag cream and your toothpaste! Hehehehe!

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  15. It looks like a coathook. Which could be loads of fun. Or very painful. Depending on where you hang your outerwear.

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  16. Definitely better than a giant phallus. Go you with your classy vibrator! Not sure i would want to give something like that to my Grandma ahaha she would probably think it was some kind of cooking utensil and end up trying to whisk eggs with it or something.

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  17. My grandmum would use it to beat up the neighborhood kids. I would use it to unclog the neigborhood toilets. Because I am nice and junk.

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  18. Gia- Oooh yeah. Good call!

    Pickleope- Frankly,it's not where anyone should have gone with it. In fact, I think EF and I have run our course. The honeymoon is over, the spark is gone, I'm actually just really lazy and don't want to do these anymore.
    That's just par for the course when it comes to Toph.

    Lost in Idaho- Oh. Em. Gee. You definitely have a point there, sir.

    Pearl- Oh absolutely!

    Elisabeth- It was just so horrifying when he said it, I had to include it.

    The Empress- Industrial enough? Hmm...I'll have to ask Candice since she kept this one. O_o

    Wow- Don't be absurd! I hadn't even brushed my teeth yet!

    Joshua- Luckily for me I don't have much of an imagination.

    Pixie- I have one still living and she always re-gifts everything she's given. I'd LOVE to see her try to re-gift this.

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  19. Amanda- But it comes in red too if that's her preference?

    Dawn- What kind of communists are you working for that won't let you watch porn at work? My heart aches for you.

    Big D & Me- We do have our moments of fun there and don't worry, he disturbs a lot of people on a daily basis.

    C OC Mom- I hear the natural look is all the rage nowadays. Okay, I made that up.

    Princess- I remember that!!! I was rolling! :) :)

    ABFTS- I just crossed my legs and cringed.

    Alice X- Haha!! That made for quite the visual.

    Nellie- I would LOVE to see someones Gram chasing down the neighborhood kids with a flower shaped vibrator.
    Unclog the toilet with it? Ingenious!!

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  20. I love your blog and I love the way you write. Im going to follow you!!!

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  21. I love your blog and I love the way you write. Im going to follow you!!!

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  22. Sunayana- That makes me happy. :)

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