I wasn't properly attired.
Do swimmers try to race without their speedo? Soccer players without their cleats? Do stuntmen allow themselves to be set ablaze without their fire-retardant jumpsuit? Absolutely not. So what was I thinking trying to bake without an apron? *slaps hand to forehead*
Luckily, I have a foolproof plan to remedy this. I will win this adorable cupcake apron that I will don on my next baking foray that will undoubtedly guarantee my culinary success.
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The Real Housewife of H2oVille is hosting this giveaway. Oh, and the apron comes with a cupcake recipe book. So, I don't see how my plan CAN'T work. And with that, I have some takeout to order.
Are you going to wear anything underneath it?
ReplyDeleteHmm. Hot, popping oil is coming to mind and I scar easily. Plus, is that even sanitary?
ReplyDeleteAlthough after a few glasses of vino, sanitation be damned! It's not like whatever I make will be fit for human consumption anyway.
I also use the smoke detector as a timer. You are not alone.
ReplyDeleteYou'll turn into Elizabeth Montgomery.
ReplyDeleteWow up there has the right idea.
ReplyDelete...mothers penchant for using the smoke detector as a timer! Best line ever!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that photo is really blurry. My poor eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fool-proof plan! I don't see any way this can go wrong!
ReplyDeleteThe apron is obviously the key to success!
ReplyDeleteSassy Pants- Sadly, that helps.
ReplyDeleteTony Van Helsing- Huh? When she played Lizzie Borden? What are you saying? That I'll end up a crazy spinster who hacks up the people who complain about my cooking?
Oilfield Trash- *shaking head in mock disgust*
Sandra- Luckily I inherited some of her good qualities too.
Remy- Okay, not just me then. Misery loves company. I'll pay for your first set of contacts. Fair?
Andrew- My thoughts exactly!! ;)
AmandaDF- I don't know how I missed it. It's SO obvious.
i know i can always count on you for a laugh! i had to disconnect our smoke detector...LOL
ReplyDeletethe apron is definitely the most important part of cooking
ReplyDeleteVic- Good call. You can only beat it with the broom so many times.
ReplyDeleteJ. Littlejohn- I concur. Who needs skills when you've got a super cute apron?
Everybody knows you need the right apron to bake! Duh!!
ReplyDelete:-)
Pearl